What Movies Have Taught me

 First Wives Club: Marry a rich man or push your man to be rich, divorce him, get ALL his money

 Hangover: Hang out with Bradley Cooper and everything will be okay... oh and Get a pet Monkey

 Little Rascals: Pickles should only be 2 cents

 Mean Girls: If you dont like someone throw them in front of a bus

 Hot Rod: Pools are perfect for holding water

 Hot Rod: Life is pain - we've got to scrape the joy from it every chance we get

 Hot Rod: Mustaches are just cool

Zoolander: You can be professionally good looking and make a dang good career out of it.

Hot Rod: You have only to believe if you wish to achieve.

 Clash of the Titans: Sometimes you’re a hero, sometimes you’re a dude wearing silver football pads.

 Dirty Dancing: Men that can dance is the HOTTEST!!